
… and your enemies in a cooler in the backseat.
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let’s just say that before they called me “Water Cooler Chris” I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.
-Water Cooler Chris
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With my limited knowledge of Science, I’m having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.
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Sounds like a hat or t-shirt I’d like to hand out to my drinking buddies. Ka-pow!
Submitted by: GoeJUNN

Maybe after this strategy fails you could have your mother come into the office and lecture everyone about taking your precious sugar water. Make sure she pats you on the head the whole time, too.
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