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Archive for the 'clever' Category
And Please Stow Your Food

This is an excellent marketing ploy because those stupid little VIA packets are tamper-proof. No roofies for me, thanks!
Submitted by: Unknown
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Time To Lay Off The Mountain Dew

Here’s what Dew withdrawals are like: pounding headache, grinding teeth, involuntary vocal tics, crusty eyes and pleated dockers filled with chunky diarrhea. Party time!
Submitted by: Unknown
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New “Bleeding Post-Its” Didn’t Sell As Well As Expected

It’s odd because the paperclips that scream when you bend them were so popular we could barely keep them in stock.
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Clever Girl

On the plus side, the raptors took care of the scheduled layoffs for us. No pink slips, everyone! Just body bags.
Submitted by: Dave
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Caption Contest Winner!
Winner winner chicken dinner! Come get your prize: a free hug! (Valid only with purchase of hug of equal or greater value.)
Caption by: bofus1969
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Caption Contest Runner-Up
Alright, here’s a runner-up just because I wanted to put that image in your head. Enjoy!
Caption by: Anonymous
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A Portal To Other Worlds

Man, that wall is so serious that I feel like Rapunzel is going to poke her head out the window at any moment.
Submitted by: jamer via Submission Page
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To Bring Expense Reports To Me, You Must Answer Me These Questions Three..

And if you want those strip club receipts to disappear, I’m gonna need you to go slay the dragon that keeps on roasting my livestock. He’s four cubicles over.
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Would You Like Some Help?

Are kids these days even old enough to remember this smug little bastard? I feel so old now.
Submitted by: Unknown
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