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Daily Allotment Of Sexual Harassment

Feb. 16, 2010

Daily Allotment Of Sexual Harassment

“That’s my lunch, sir. It’s not my fault that you see half-cocked genitalia dangling menacingly in your face. In fact, I feel that your graphic imagination is contributing to a hostile work environment, and I’m going to go speak to HR about this unfortunate matter.”

Submitted by: Skankasaurus via Submission Page

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They call him Rick

Feb. 15, 2010

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Because Pittsburgh is the sexiest city.

Submitted by: Mike via Submission Page

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Everyone Has Eccentric Regulars, Right?

Feb. 14, 2010

Everyone Has Eccentric Regulars, Right?

This is me today. Need extra protection from the cooties.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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Help Desk

Feb. 12, 2010

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Friday is a day for cleansing, for Brutal Honesty. Brutal, cleansing fire.

Submitted by: Jonny via Submission Page

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Om Nom Nom

Feb. 11, 2010

Om Nom Nom

Rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle supervillain

Submitted by: Michael via Submission Page

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I Knew We Shouldn’t Let Scarecrow On The Machinery

Feb. 9, 2010

This machine also has no heart, so teach it to love.

Submitted by: nuborn via Submission Page

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Rawr. Grrr.

Feb. 6, 2010

Rawr. Grrr.

If you’re stuck in the office on a Saturday, this is EXACTLY the level of efficiency that you should strive for. Aim high!

Submitted by: josiefancypants via Submission Page

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This Guy is My Hero

Jan. 29, 2010

Work smarter, not harder.

Also important: a bitchin’ jumpsuit.

Submitted via: Failblog

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Paging Mr. Jameson To The Conference Room

Jan. 28, 2010

Paging Mr. Jameson To The Conference Room

Necessity is the mother of invention, and whiskey is the mother of awesome.

(I hide mine in my BLOODSTREAM.)

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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So Lonely…I’ll Make A Friend!

Jan. 16, 2010

Whatever you do, don’t peek under that t-shirt. I’m dead serious.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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