Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.

-Water Cooler Chris

Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.

It’s not all bad though! Freelancing offers lots of training you just won’t find elsewhere, like pretending not to cry while maintaining a phone conversation. Or spotting and nabbing cigarette butts off the sidewalk. Exciting stuff!

What, no chalk outline? Talk about shoddy detective work.

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Fact: Batman is a serial arsonist.

Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.

I believe this is what’s called ‘The Intern’s Bluff.’ Don’t ever try to call them on it.

Fridays basically mean that I walk into work with a beer in my hand, but it’s nice to see that sort of thing being made into company policy.