
Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.
-Water Cooler Chris
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Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.
-Water Cooler Chris
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Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.
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It’s not all bad though! Freelancing offers lots of training you just won’t find elsewhere, like pretending not to cry while maintaining a phone conversation. Or spotting and nabbing cigarette butts off the sidewalk. Exciting stuff!
Source: Stuff No One Told Me

Fact: Batman is a serial arsonist.
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Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.
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I believe this is what’s called ‘The Intern’s Bluff.’ Don’t ever try to call them on it.
Submitted by: Thora

Fridays basically mean that I walk into work with a beer in my hand, but it’s nice to see that sort of thing being made into company policy.
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