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Well, it took all weekend and I’m totally sore now, but it was worth it. Why do they make keyboards so hard to disassemble, anyway?
Submitted by: Adriana

But they’re so tasty! And how else am I supposed to get a nice buzz on during the day?
Submitted by: The Amazing Tommy

Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.
Submitted by: Malcolm Grant

Faced with a Sisyphean PR battle, the DMV decided to win back the American public by sexing things up a bit. Early reports indicate their efforts have been…stimulating.
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If I were a hiring manager at a BBQ joint, I’m pretty sure I’d avoid recruiting an insatiable, cryptozoological man-beast…but that’s just me.

Knee pads, lipstick, Altoids, kleenex, priest collars, bribe money, etc. Arranged alphabetically, too! Did I miss anything?
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Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.
Submitted by: slaughter

If Martin Luther was alive today, I think this is what his 95 theses would look like.