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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let’s just say that before they called me “Water Cooler Chris” I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.
-Water Cooler Chris
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I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this…
Submitted by: NotTheFoodTheif

If that fork and that spoon don’t use protection, they’ll have a spork on their hands soon.
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There’s a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask “Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away.”
~OLJ
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Read the whole exasperated, Sisyphean manifesto against break room sloppiness below [via Gawker]:
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they’re gone, the mood in the office shift’s shifts and everyone’s only one nervous breakdown away from a riot. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.
~OLJ
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Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.
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