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That’ll Show ‘Em!

May. 5, 2012

job fails - That'll Show 'Em!

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Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

Oct. 20, 2011

job fails - Yeah, Just Taking a Break Next to the Corn Syrup Cooler

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let’s just say that before they called me “Water Cooler Chris” I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

Submitted by: Unknown

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Hell Hath no Fury Like a Member of Marketing Scorned

Oct. 14, 2011

job fails - Hell Hath no Fury Like a Member of Marketing Scorned

I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this…

Submitted by: NotTheFoodTheif

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Also, Both are Very Very Dirty

Oct. 7, 2011

job fails - Also, Dirty

If that fork and that spoon don’t use protection, they’ll have a spork on their hands soon.

Submitted by: Unknown

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“I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me,” Pondered Greg

Oct. 4, 2011

job fails - "I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

There’s a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask “Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away.”

~OLJ

Submitted by: Brad

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I Guess Those People Will Have to Go, Too

Oct. 1, 2011

job fails - I Guess Those Will Have to Go, Too

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Break Room Offenses Are Firing Offenses

Sep. 30, 2011

job fails - Break Room Offenses Are Getting Closer to Be Firing Offenses

Read the whole exasperated, Sisyphean manifesto against break room sloppiness below [via Gawker]:
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Submitted by: Unknown

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Watch It, You’re About to Steep a Bloodbath

Sep. 16, 2011

job fails - You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they’re gone, the mood in the office shift’s shifts and everyone’s only one nervous breakdown away from a riot. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

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Have You No Decency, Sir?

Jul. 14, 2011

job fails - Have You No Decency, Sir?

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But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare

Jul. 14, 2011

job fails - No No No

Because some people had food allergies and ruined the break room for everyone.

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