
What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.
Submitted by: Patti
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What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.
Submitted by: Patti

If I were a hiring manager at a BBQ joint, I’m pretty sure I’d avoid recruiting an insatiable, cryptozoological man-beast…but that’s just me.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.
Submitted by: Unknown

Oh good…because changing paper trays wasn’t awkward enough. I quit if it groans when I slide it in.
Submitted by: Unknown

The aluminum that goes into all these office foilings probably could have built another fifteen International Space Stations by now, guys. Think about it.
Submitted by: Unknown

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.
Submitted by: Unknown

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.
Submitted by: slaughter

Balloons are in fact the most deadly disease vector. Shame on you for bringing all those back across the border.
Submitted by: Lisa Weaver

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus