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Archive for the 'awesome co-workers not' Category
Passive Aggressive, Much?
Feb. 12, 2010
(We couldn’t show the mustard—it had the ol’ goatse across it.)
Submitted by: C. Dekany via Submission Page
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Area 51 Tech Support
Feb. 9, 2010
Congratulations on your promotion! Since you’re a high-powered executive now, we had all your stuff chromed. Enjoy!
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TL;DR – I Hate You
Feb. 8, 2010
Wait, they allow burritos in Utah?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
To the Person who stole my Burrito.
Yours must be a truly unfortunate life to steal from someone currently receiving foodstamps from the Utah gov’t because their current wage is insufficient to cover their living expenses, tuition, and food. I will now go hungry today as I’m at the limit of my budget for this week.
It is my sincere wish that you burn in a lake of boiling cheese and refried beans not dissimilar to those found in my burrito. There you would dwell for a thousand years, with your skin constantly regenerating so that you can feel it being burned off your body yet again.
Sincerely,
Burrito LessTL;DR I hate you.
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This is…unsettling
Feb. 2, 2010
Funny—that’s the same mask I wear during sex. It’s my orgy mask!
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Battling Germs On All Fronts
Feb. 1, 2010
This is why I gargle Purell every morning, duh. (I use my mouth to open door handles.)
Submitted by: D3STRO via Submission Page
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So Lonely…I’ll Make A Friend!
Jan. 16, 2010
Whatever you do, don’t peek under that t-shirt. I’m dead serious.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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