
“We may not have touched a boob since infancy, but at least your cardboard-based weapons shall never hurt us.”
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“We may not have touched a boob since infancy, but at least your cardboard-based weapons shall never hurt us.”
Submitted by: Unknown

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, but so does 4chan vocabulary.
Submitted by: buttslol

But they’re so tasty! And how else am I supposed to get a nice buzz on during the day?
Submitted by: The Amazing Tommy

Being the raddest dude in the office is a tiring, thankless task, but someone has to do it. Think of the children.

“PS: Dave, don’t drink from the water cooler anymore.”
Submitted by: Unknown

What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
Submitted by: Unknown

4. Am I, or have I ever been, a punk?
Submitted by: Chooi

You may not see them, but they’re there. All around you. With weapons drawn.
Submitted by: Lauren Herzog

Did you get the memo about the giant spider infestation? Might wanna give it another look.
Submitted by: KeepAustinRetarded

This is why you can’t get a date. This right here.
Submitted by: DaGweeds