
Titanic 2: Iceberg’s Revenge. (I don’t know any German Dutch, so let me know if my translation is a bit off.)
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Titanic 2: Iceberg’s Revenge. (I don’t know any German Dutch, so let me know if my translation is a bit off.)
Submitted by: bored@work via Submission Page

And if you try to skip your daily joe: double complete headache, all across the day.
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Ever been so bored that you make yourself some friends? Then did you ever get bored with your new friends and force them to fight each other? And did you remember to take your medicine?
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Anyone this dedicated to spreadsheets belongs in…an asylum. Sorry!
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More attitude than legs, and all he asks for in return are a few staples each day. Just don’t ask him where he’s from though – he goes into a trance and then starts bawling for his dead wife.
Submitted by: Serge via Submission Page

Aw, it’s our cute little arctic friend here to remind us that tomorrow is Monday – kill it with fire! Smug little bastard.
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Not to be confused with the privately-owned Spiritlessly of St. Louis, which made the first solo trans-bathroom flight in 1978.
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Sometimes employees lend a hand and help save you money that would have otherwise gone towards drug testing. You should reward their initiative by promoting them.
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It ate all the paper and now it wants blood. Why’d you have to go and kill Grendel? Quick, sacrifice a goat on top of it or something. Use that stapler. Just FIX IT.
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