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“One explanation is that stressful deadlines lead to driver distraction and worsen short-term human error,” Dr. Donald Redelmeier of the University of Toronto speculates.
Stressful deadlines and short-term human error? Sounds like Sunday night at college to me…
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I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster… My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I’m Brendan).
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We will mend the damage with spackle and puns.
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Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.
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Defying death or serious injury makes for the best exercise, and I can’t figure out why more gyms haven’t caught on to this fact.
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Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.
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I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.
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