Jul. 11, 2010
Aw, jeez, shouldn’t this be on a poster in the break room? Teamwork!
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Jul. 10, 2010
Does he rent out the whole basement? When he calls the main desk to ask for a wake-up call, do you wheel a big spotlight out of the storage room?
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Jul. 10, 2010
Time for the tinfoil hats! Protect your inner monologue!
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Jul. 10, 2010
Saturday morning math lesson! You’d better tune in because it took me almost three days to get Excel to spit out that informative table.
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Jul. 9, 2010
Someone needs to tell Diane that our insurance plan will cover treatment for anorexia. Not dyslexia though.
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Jul. 9, 2010
“I’ll get a fresh start and clean all this up on Monday.” —Me, talking about all the dismembered hookers in the trunk of my car.
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Jul. 9, 2010
Please note that the janitor has the whole your/you’re and their/there/they’re jig in better order than most other office workers. No superfluous apostrophes either! Definitely not management material.
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Jul. 9, 2010
The office refrigerator is an Arms Race, and things are about to get a whole lot more tricky with the introduction of stealth technology. What’s next, straight-up invisibility?
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Jul. 8, 2010
How much to commission Elton John for a memorial song? (Too soon?)
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Jul. 8, 2010
Do me a big favor and pretend that jersey belongs to a much more successful team. Thanks in advance! Olé!
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