
… IT’S MAKING ME LOSE MY DAMN MIND!!!
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We don’t have any bulls*** because the customers already provide plenty of it.

Here we see a flight passenger scoring free in-flight wifi by proclaiming his love for Halo over Call of Duty. Does this qualify as “air support?” A care package, perhaps?

“You’re hired!!! When can you start?”
“Sir, did you even read the rest of-”
“I’ll ask the questions here!”

“It’s genetic, man! I was born this way and I’ll never change!”
“Whoa. Way too deep.”

If you’re from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick’s Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don’t be surprised if they start drooling.