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Awwww, how cute. You should find out where they live and make them all wear little white-collared button-downs. Then, when they spread disease into your workplace, you can all take a sick day! Win-win!
~OLJ
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Is it dead?? I can’t imagine it would just stay sitting there while they pulled out that tray. If I saw a mouse or rat at my office, I’d FREAK OUT, I don’t care HOW cute they are!
From all the shredded paper, I’d say it lives in the copier.
And as an added win-win, the office mascot is the paper shredder.
No Squeaky, bad Squeaky. What are you doing in there anyway? You’re not paper. Get out of there.
They tend to pick living inside copiers due to warmth. It’s all cute and innocent until the little dude gets caught up in the rollers when someone goes to make a copy.
Dad had some ‘entertaining’ stories for the dinner table working as the Xerox repairman.
ewwwwww
Reminds me of a colleague who has to put sheets that are not needed anymore in the shredder during some days of the week.
Maybe they could use the mouse as a mascot and a shredder (and add some more for that purpose).
Oh, god, it IS cute. All diseases should spread via cute animals–we’d all die but we’d die happy.
“Do you effing MIND? I don’t spy on you in YOUR bedroom, do I?”
We had a customer who had this exact same “problem” with a printer. Mouse got in, chewed up loads of paper and caused it to jam
D’awwww it’s cute :3
We gots a mouse plague in Australia.
My work has had office equipment and boxes of stuff returned from Western NSW. We had the mice nesting in the copier thing…. which is sorta mild considering the 11 boxes of paper liberally coated in mouse droppings I had to go through.
And no. That is NOT the grossest thing I have to sort out.
Oh, I so hope I never have to do that 0__0 I’ll have to quit my job and be homeless.
Uh oh. I never thought about this before I became a secretary. I assure you if I had, I would never have taken up this proffession. I’m going to go cry in a corner now.
I had a friend who worked in a newsroom where they found a dead mouse floating in the water underneath the 5 gallon water cooler jug. It had been there for a while, and they all drank the water that had been filtered by the little guy.
In the words of Skippy Squirrel: “Speeeeeew!”