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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.
I’ll bet you didn’t know I modeled!
~OLJ
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Oh wow. So this is what PizzaBurger looks like.
If this “stereotype” was forced any more it would be classed as MRM.
“…without having to use an illegal weapon”?
What about legal weapons, can they still be used?
-can solve a rubicks cube in 12 seconds
-beat portal 2 in 30 minutes
-does a damn good impression of duke nukem
-bullied since grade 3
-will mod ALL THE COMMENTS!!!
-has never been laid
Well there was that one pity-f**k…
you accidentally clicked the reply button. to post qualifications, scroll down farther
lol
Does the ban-hammer count as a legal weapon?
Yes, yes it does…
YAY! E-Baums!.. Is that site even up anymore??
yes dear
Oh my goodness! I went to high school with the guy in this pic! Seriously and for real! Wow……
I fart in your general direction.
A recruitment poster to be a mod on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Please no bright red on blue, that hurts my eyes!
-Not a Virgin, but had sex with ugly women.
-expelled in 9th grade for hacking.
-hates most of everyone.
-lots of free time in-between need for speed and Memes’.
Nice work covering up the source watermark, this is from sniffpetrol.com.
Is this an advertisement?
Oh the generalizations keep coming. The moderators are not much different than anyone else I imagine. I myself am in very good shape and have a very prosperous love life, but I probably have more in common with you folk than the bro village