I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.
~OLJ
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And before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of Torchwood?
Jack Harkness. Why?
It wasn’t Jack that ordered it. It was Owen.
How are you supposed to operate a secret government agency if someone gets things delivered under the secret name?
Help us Timothy Opperman. You’re our only hope.
Obviously, he works in the Human Resources Department.
awesome, i live right next to worcester. now i know the only safe haven of the future B|
Honestly, it’s more likely that they’ll start the outbreak and you’ll be at the outbreak ground zero. I can just see it now: they’ll intentionally create a zombie to try out cures on it, before they can find a cure, it will infect someone, that person will infect someone, etc.
D: you’re right!…now what do i do?
I am definitely adding this to my address anytime I order online now.
But what if they’re researching how to CREATE zombies?
Bristol and Avon county council in UK have zombie apocalyse training days! so if there is an apocalyse they will be able to help (or shoot everyone, they weren’t clear on what ‘help’ they were being training to do).
Is it ironic that it was worcester sauce that created the zombies on that episode of southpark.
If you lived in MA you would understand that Worcester, MA is pronounced completely different from the sauce.
I grew up in Worcester (WŎŎS-TER or WŎŎS-tah, if you are a local) and it is pronounced exactly like worcestershire sauce, except the -shire sauce part.
+1 for thedoodle, he is correct.
The only possible argument is the woostah one, but if that were how you say it, it’d be woostahshiya sauce, and still the same.
am i the only one that didn’t overlook the fact that it’s addressed ‘To:’ and not ‘From:’?
he’s either printing retarded sheets off from FedEx and actually paying for them for no reason…. or he’s Timmothy Opperman, zombie researcher that’s trying to vaguely warn the public without getting caught…
now… i wonder…*facepalm* my society and culture is retarded.
unless…..
he works at FedEx… bump bum baaaaaaaaaa.. spooky.
Or a friend of his just added “zombie research department” to the business line when he actually DID have to send him something. When I used to order shit for my school’s magazines, I had it sent to:
Editor Extraordinaire
Elm City Review
C/O University of New Haven
600 Boston Post Road
West Haven, Ct
You can put anything you want into those business lines. No one gives a flying fuck.
ixnay f-nay!
i can attest that this does exist, i work for fedex and i found it in our system, sho enough “department of Zombie reserch”
Yeah, it’s totally pronounced “WISS-tuh”.
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