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I bet selection E4 sells out first. Just sayin’.
I wish we had this in my office…..
I see a problem here… but it deppends on height of the machine
you haven’t seen either plastic bottles (haven’t had Jack but some other plastic mini bottles of booze myself) or vending machine with this elevator and conveyor belt system? prevents also your cookies and whatever from ending up as a crumble..
Nope, haven’t seen those either.
I don’t think i’ve seen the conveyors but I have seen plastic booze bottles.
I’ve seen the conveyors (they’re so fun to watch!) But this certainly isn’t one. I’m voting for plastic bottle.
How much is it? I hope the machine makes change!!
And then the glass breaks as it falls out of the slot and down to the reach area, so either way it’s a win!
If it doesn’t break you get some J.D, If it does you can get revenge on those co-workers you hate so much
Plastic.
If I had this at my office, there are days I’d buy every single one..
There’s a support group for that. They’re anonymous, too.
They say they’re anonymous but do you notice how they always start off with “My name is ______ and I’m an alcoholic.” Not very anonymous…
Yeah, but first names only, no last names. Sheesh, have you never watched a movie?
anonymous screws with alcoholics too? theyre retards
you see me troll’in, you hatin’
I think it would be perfect if then the machine was rigged to dispense something else instead. Like an apple or something. People would go nuts, trying to figure out the real combination for the Jack!
That’s just crazy enough to work!
Thats what i thought, well sort of.
Random drop of the things above/below, or next to JD.
And the right combo would start with 66.
Guess i’m reading too much BOfH the last weeks… >:-)
This seems like it may be an April fools day prank, like mentioned by theITguy. Either it dispenses something else, or it is rigged to say “sold out.”
i can’t wait because theres a butterfinger in that vending
Easy way to beat the breaking of the bottle: buy a bag of chips first, it’ll cushion the fall.
Nothing better than whiskey and chips for lunch. Haha.
In the Beijing airport, there are vending machines that give you cans of beer. I’m willing to bet those are plastic bottles, but I like the idea of buying the bag of chips first, to cushion the fall.
I would buy those. Not because I drink, but because I collect bottles and those are awesome.
When in doubt. E4?
it will fall & break
Happy workers are productive workers. God Bless You, Jack.
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