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After flipping desk over, go to pilates class.
IKEA – Simple Instructions
1. Realize Office Space is really non-fiction. 2. Dam it feels good to be a gangster!
ditch the desk and run away. (always ergo ergo ergo at work. maybe i want to sit cross legged in my overpriced office chair and slouch!)
membase after dark already had this
best caption —-^
Step 1) Wait for someone to say “good morning” Step 2) Over react and get some much needed paid time off
Guide to quitting your desk job.
1: Furiously stand up from chair.
2: Shove desk in an attempted rage
Someone should have known this guy needed psychiatric help. Now it’s too late! Let’s tighten our laws governing desk control!
Prostitution WHORE!!
Step one: Out of nothing but pure excitement you stand up swiftly yet gracefully. Careful not to attract the attention of others. Step two: You nonchalantly flip the desk over and barricade yourself in your office. Step three: You put the sock up to your mouth and continue to inhale you office’s year supply of air duster until the voices stop trying to steal your superhappyfuntime. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Amen.
Step one: *Voice over intercom* “John you have a call on line two” John answers the phone “Hello?” *On the other end* “Over the phone rickroll!” * John stands up with a quickness* John finds that every phone line in the building is being rickrolled, and now it’s blaring over the intercom. *Music over intercom* “And IIIIIII Just wanna tell you how I’m feelin” Step two.
Winner, Winner, Rickrolled dinner.
1. I took it. 2. I threw it on the ground.
In case of zombie office invasion. Stand erect and proud, using your desk as a barricade and cover.
Office calesthenics: 1. Stand. 2. Tip over desk. 3. Pick up desk and desktop items and restore to original position. 4. Repeat.
1. Stand up
2. Roll Katamari
Now Bobby you stop that.
DAMNIT BOBBY!
but, dad, i dont got no vidya games at the table…
they. Took. My. Stapler. BURN THE BUILDING DOWN!
they. Took. My stapler. BURN THE BUILDING DOWN!
1. Don’t like coffee.
2. Flip desk.
Inspirational pilates.
You’re doing it wrong.
1. there is a… 2. turd on my desk!!!!
1) What the…
2) WHO TOOK MY SWINGLINE?
THIS
activate sleeper agent 227
Ow! That arrow nearly hit me.
Epic nerdrage perk!
1.learn the dual system. 2.WTF!!2!
To prove beyond doubt that mass inertia is not real:
1. Stand up rapidly to create a time vortex.
2. Have someone take picture of you while flipping over your office desk.
3. On the picture you will notice that your note-book on the table barely moved, although it is on the “upper” side of your desk and should have been tossed into the air due to mass inertia, while all the other stuff has already hit the ground.
Bill Gates forgets to take his meds…….again.
Panel 1) Breakroom cookies?
Panel 2) Outta the way jerk-ass!
“Damnit Peggy, why did you let Bobby have sex with a frog?”
1. Where the hell is my stapler?
2. Why haven’t I been paid for months??!!
Memo to all facebook employees: What NOT to due when you see Katie Perry during her visit to our offices.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/celebrity_photos/katy_perry_visits_facebook_ESLtvAiHvaqWmGkpKb3mrL?photo_num=9
*do (lol)
1.) As shown.
2.) As shown.
3.) ???
4.) PROFIT!
Chuck’s caption ftw!
Like a boss!
“Who took my stapler!”
1. F*cking
2. Noobs
You took my f*cking stapler and now you want me to move to the basement with the rats?!? F*ck this, I quit!!! (Then procede to burn the building down)
GOD DAMN BREWERY !!!
I don’t care about the caption, but I now have this picture hanging my office.
“The force is strong with you, young one”
YOU CAN’T FIRE ME! I QUIT!
that’s what i thought too: 1) you CAN’T fire me cause 2) __________ .
ANOTHER meeting?! That’s it. You can’t fire me, I quit.
Step 1: Finishing eating lunch and stand up
Step 2: Flip desk over sending crumbs and office supplies to the floor
Step 3 (not pictured): Retreive office supplies leaving crumbs on the floor.
I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time then I’m– I’m quitting– I’m going to quit
1. Nice girl walks by your desk. Nervous uncontrolled fart (powerful enough to tip over chair).
2. Instantly knocking over desk to cover up fart noise.
3. Flirting attempt 39 verdict: failed.
1. Joe uses “I hate my Job!”
2. It’s super effective!
1. Are those……?
2. Free doughnuts!
1) 5:00:00pm
2) 5:00:01pm
YOU WIN.
pure AWESOME + WIN +EPIC
How to catch an arrow: Step 1, stand still with your seat empty. Step 2, startle arrow by pushing desk forward and reach up to catch it!
LOL! Excellent! Arrow-hunting, anyone? Now we know the best technique.
Kids, leave it to the pros:
“Mr. Marks, I’ve got news for you. I quit!
Here’s my visor…my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil… and my big finish!
I’m gonna be a producer…”
What’s that Tom? You want me to catch your infant child? Toss her over!
Step 1: Become the leader of an Anrchy group. Step 2: Chaos!
What? They’re out of low fat sweetener? THAT’S IT, I CAN’T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!
1. F**k
2. This S**t
Remember everyone; you should lift with the legs to avoid injury.
Quit like a boss.
F**KING WINDOWS 98!!!
1. Bend.
2. And snap.
Wife won’t make you a sandwich?
1. Stand up slowly.
2. Flip the F**KIN desk over!!
Step 1. Stand and get co-workers attentions. Step 2. Blue Suede Shoes MUTHAF***ERS!
step 1: stand up
step 2: don’t give a f**k
1.) Become Zombie
2.) BRAINS!!
Everyone deserves at least one good desk flip.
True enough, Stella. No argument here.
FYCK THIS GAME!!! IT’S FOUR IN THE MORNING GRANDMA, YOU WIN!!!
1) yes this is blood on my shirt, yes its from fighting, yes im ok with that. 2) im enlightened!
THAT WAS MY STAPLER!
1: get pissed of at work, stand up
2: throw desk
3: if satisfaction is immediately break some thing
In case of office nerf war, plz follow these steps and you will retain a serious victory.
Step One: Stand quickly, toppling your chair, which will be in use during step two, and showing the enemy that you have accepted their challenge.
Step Two: Topple your desk, this will disorent the enemy as the sound of ceramic and paper courses thru them. Next dive behind the desk and begin battle.
How to quit your job. Thug edition
Step 1: Stand up, so everyone can see you
Step 2: Toss the desk on end like you’re in a Chinatown gun fight.
How to Organize Your Work
1) Stand Up.
2) Push Desk.
“DAMN IT! WALL HACK!” or “1. stand up. 2.go apes**t.”
MICHAEL!
Isn’t that the dad from Family Circus?
1. Find Deborah’s Desk, 2. Throw Deborah’s Desk
1. This isn’t my desk! 2. This is SPARTEH!!!!!
In case of the sudden realization that your job is entirely pointless, underpaid, under appreciated, and irrelevant to today’s society, flip desk (preferably making as much noise as possible) as possible before storming away, muttering loudly about the futility of the modern workplace.
The new WONDERDESK provides both LIFT and THRUST.
I TOLD them not to step on my blue suede shoes….
1. Lose your mind.
2. Like a boss.
1] stand up
2]don’t give a f**k.
What? it was an accident!
Tired of the office? Debra being annoying? John the shipping manager riding your ass? Here are 3 simple steps to success!
1) Stand up assertively to let everyone know that you’re not gonna take that shit.
2) If they still don’t notice you, push your desk over (brotip: hoot like a gorilla to show your manliness)
3) *not shown for graphic violence* Still not getting any looks? There’s your cue to pop up out of nowhere right next to Debra’s desk with a shotgun and BLOW THE F**K OUT OF HER.
We hope that these 3 easy steps have helped you earn your place!
(We do not take responsibility for any sort of consequences that may occur, including but not limited to: death, stroke, heart attack & AIDS)
Work from home? Limited space? Try our new convertible desk/lounge chair?
1.STOP
2.Hammertime
Take this job…and shove it!! I ‘aint working here no more.
1:”i want my money”
2:”I said i want my Mo-f’n money!”
What to do when you get tired of your job…
Begin by standing up abruptly in such a fashion as to knock over your chair. Then, take your desk and shove it over while loudly proclaiming, “F**K IT!”
That is all for today’s lesson.
1. In case of levitating chair:
2. Flip desk over to make room to dance a ballet.
This guy obviously stood up quickly because he sharted, then when he realized it was running down his leg he tried to get to the restroom as quickly as possible, thus, knocking over his cheap-a** desk in the process…
How to appear zestful while cleaning a dirty desk.
1. Stand up abruptly.
2. Flip table with passion.
In case of dirty table:
1. Quickly stand up.
2. Flip table. With passion.
How to organize your desk at work:
Step 1: Make sure that you are standing with good posture.
Step 2: Turn desk onto side firmly, making sure it makes a loud noise.
Everyone else should now be complaining and picking everything up in an organized manner, unknowing that they are your complete slaves.
Important note: This only works if your desk is near stupid people, but that shouldn’t be a problem at most workplaces. If your workplace is near smart people, running away after step 2 is recommended.
1. F**k this job
2. I Quit.
Stand up fail. mega fail
WeeeEEEEEeEKKKKEEEeeeennnnnDDdd!!!!!!
Get the new that you wife left you, while still sitting still
Realize she won’t make a sandwich for you tonite – RAGE!
1. You said what?
2. The game! I’m coming for you now.
Desk bowling…. your doing it right!
This is how you end a game of Monopoly.