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Destroy the office LIKE A BOSS!!!!
1. Try this stress-free move to decrease unwanted belly fat!
+1 sir.
“In the event of ass-lifting/chair-tipping flatulence” – “flip desk using legs and arms (never your back) to distract those around you.”
The Customer Service Desk is experiencing a LOT of turnover!
And they said I could not get in trouble after they took the phone and computer. Two steps and they are wrong.
Step 1. Find Out That Your Services Are No Longer Required
Step 2. Go On A Murderous Rampage
“How to respond to an immediate strike notice”
And then Robert reallized he didn’t receive any bacon from the bathroom hand dryer.
I was pretty mad too when I got no bacon from the hand dryer!
Love it!
F**K THIS S**T!
IN CASE OF EVIL COFFEE MUG
1) Stand quickly – this will stun the mug, because you suddenly appear larger
2) Flip desk over – evil coffee mugs are ceramic and should break. If not, you have the overturned desk for cover and a chair you can fend off the mug with until help arrives
This one is my favorite!
I second that! lol
Great job!
best one here!
Should have won.
best
1. Receive passive aggressive email. 2. RAGE.
This is THE OFFICE!!!
In case of failure of the passive aggressive route; proceed with this action.
“F**K THIS S**T”
Safety Moment – In case of Work-Rage, remember to lift with your legs and not your back when toppling your desk.
War! / F**k the system!
In the event of a zombie uprising, use office furniture to create a barricade so that you can escape through the back door of your office.
Panel 3 displays the other three blank walls of the office; no doors.
In case of spontaneous office rebellion,
1. Quickly compose self in an upright position to assert authority and presence.
2. Topple desk frontward in a forceful manner to assert dominance in order to gain the favor of the rebel leaders. Enjoy!
PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!
yes!!
OMG! That made me laugh out loud! Awesome!
1. This is madness
2. This is Sparta
1) *voice in distance* “hey Jim”
Office guy “Yeah?”
*Voice* “There are left over donuts from this mornings meeting”
2) WHAT!?!
Step 1.
Asume a standing position.
Step 2.
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”
1) Stand.
2) Flip desk.
R: One mean motherf***r.
1. Eff This!
2. I quit!
Post office safety procedures:
1. Stand up and locate shooter.
2. Create cover and hope to survive the impending shower of bullets.
screw you guys
Im going home
1.) Take this job
2.) and shove it
1. let me get this straight…I’m not allowed to use the back of this couch for my crafty crafting?
2. FINE! take your couch! and toss me a yoga ball!
I stood up, and threw it on the GROUND
Konamis button combos are getting out of hand
Step 1: Suddenly decide to quit your unrewarding career. Step 2: Trash the place on the way out!
IN CASE OF HOT SECRETARY
1) Stand at attention (and get up from chair).
2) Turn desk into sleeper-sofa.
Good one!
3) When all else fails, use fire.
What to do in case of Twilight Fan entering the room.
To be left alone
1. Stand up suddenly
2. Flip desk over
Good job now everyone will think you have too many deadlines and will not bother you for a week to avoid you flipping out on them instead.
IN CASE OF POSTAL WORKER.
1) stand up from sitting postion.
2) flip desk for shield.
3) open emergency POSTAL WORKER kit(not shown)
4) take emergency M4 carbine and join in on the fun(not shown)
You say I’m fired?
Well, F**k You Brenda!!!
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH:
1) Stand up.
2) DESTROY!
he doesnt have a omputer… fail.
1. Realise that your supervisor/boss/master is a masochistic eedjit.
2. Fling the cheap, poorly made computer through the window.
3. After realising you have freed yourself, stand up. The evil computer is gone.
4. While the other desk slaves are watching, display the final act of defiance. Knock over the desk, you will spill the cheap stationery provided by your work (and the few good pens you have actually been forced to bring in for yourself).
5. Go outside, smell the roses. Make the hand gestures of defiance appropriate for your country of origins at your former place of work.
In the event of a propane, or propane accessory, accident… knock your desk over and shield yourself behind it.
**NOTICE**
ALL STAFF MUST KEEP TOPS OF DESKS CLEAN
THANKS
MGMT
This is my favourite. You are my favourite.
Remember Health & Safety:
Always bend your legs when throwing your office desk
Finally, curiosity got the better of Dave, and he clicked the Run Desktop Cleanup Wizard button.
This one WINS for me.
1.) GGRRRRR
2.) DAMNIT MEG.
When his mother-in-law moved into the basement flat, Stan suddenly started using his study much more often!
Rage quit!
how to politly say “F$&# YOU I QUIT!!!”
SPIDER!
Simple and to the point! I like!
At last the propane withdrawals got to Hank Hill.
1 – In case you are fired…
2 – Turn the tables. Literally.
1. Can I interest you in some propane and propane accessories?
2. What do you mean you bought a charcoal grill?!?!?!?
Hahaha!
This Go player has found an innovative way to practice his nuclear tesuji.
1. Invisible Woman drops by – Bill’s day is looking up!
2. Trip hazard! In his enthusiasm, Bill underestimates the size of her booty!
LEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Stand up rapidly; the lack of blood to your head will help you suddenly realize that your job, and by extension your life, is pointless.
2) Use newfound perspective on the world to properly express yourself.
To redecorate your office:
1) Remove yourself from the furniture quickly.
2) Reposition the furniture in a more pleasing arrangement.
tips for a successful office defense
insta-sheild set up:
1. stand
2. shove desk over and scream “THIS IS ACCOUNTING!!!!”
for added effect bring a shotgun and some cheese to lure them out!
for added effect
1) “F**K”
2) “THIS”
NIce
Ever Been So mad you wanted to throw your desk?
This guy has.
I have too.
Caption:
How to relieve stress and eliminate work at the SAME TIME!
THIS DESK F*CKING SUCKS!!!
Interpretations:
1) I’VE BEEN F*CKING THIS DESK AND IT SUCKS!!!
2) THIS DESK SUCKS LIKE F*CK!!!
Step 1.) Take LSD While at Work.
Step 2.) Pummel Dragon-Desk to escape from manic Leprechauns chanting the chorus to Y-M-C-A.
Ever been so mad you threw you desk.
The Slow Clap Brotherhood salutes you.
Ever Been so mad you threw your desk.
The Slow Clap Brotherhood salutes you.
If you notice your belly is growing faster then your workplace space, BUILD YOUR OWN
In Case of Sudden Falling Office Baby:
1) Stand up quickly to tip chair, creating another soft surface on which Falling Office Baby may come to rest safely.
2) If chair fails, a) move hard objects such as drawerless, computerless, essentially useless desks from the vicinity and b) hold arms out, incorporating the classic “I gotcha!” stance to catch Falling Office Baby.
*NOTE: In emergencies such as this, the “I’m about to hurl a bowling ball down the lane” stance is close enough.
WHAT?!? we’re all getting cubicles now?
1. “Wheres my wallet?”
2. “One Place down…”
GOD**** SPAWN CAMPERS!
1. Rock and roller cola wars
2. I can’t take it anymore
He didn’t start the fire..
I HATE MY JOB!
i can’t go on failblog bcuz i haz no computer
I am sick of this!!
(now go make me a sandwich!)
When Zombies Invade
1 – Rise to a standing position
2 – Flip desk over to provide a barricade and thus make your co-workers easier targets.
I whip my desk back and forth.
LOL!
Love this!
3) Profit.
I don’t know about you guys, but these are age-old instructions.
Up, and over.
Ragequit with your legs! not your back
how to fight communism at the work place
in two easy steps!
Notice: When f*cking sh*t up, remember to take care and lift with your legs.
1) Lose the game
2) Rage
1. I want my stapler!
2. GIVE ME BACK MY STAPLER!!!
1. Where the #@%$ is my COMPUTER?
2. Is it … UNDER HERE?! No…
1) Get button pushed. 2) Deliver bacon.
purple jellifish are attaking!!!!!
Yellow Arrow was full of ambition, but had fallen on some hard times and took a brief stint as a Directional. It wasn’t glamorous, but it paid the bills.
Sad, what poor Yellow has to do to get by in this economy. No good jobs out there.
Instructions for Office Calisthenics
Gravity… Y U NO like me
Performing the Black Swan
“Cake in the breakroom?!”
“Outta my way!!!”
Instructions for proper job-quitting etiquette,
Section 4: Quitting with Subtlety
1) Boss asks why you haven’t finished that report.
2) “This office is obviously possessed, just look at this desk.”
3)????
4) Profit.
What to Do in the Event Your Stapler Goes Missing
1) Immediately get to your feet
2) Prepare kindling to burn the building down
What to Do When You Run Out of Coffee
1) Stand up
2) Rampage
1. Stand Up
2. Make room for erection.
teehee!
3,2,1… RAGEQUIT!!!
1) Recieve memo.
2) F*** life.
In case of fire(d), perform the following procedure.
From then on, the office only had decaff in the coffee pot.
Bill Gates-1. Apple sold over 9 million iPads! 2. Damnit why can’t I do that!?
In Case of Nuclear Bombing:
1. Stand up to avoid spinal damage from vibrations through chair
2. Use overturned desk to duck and cover
1. Did someone say free food?
2. STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!