So, Tarkin, what’s happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?
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Worst…. or best?
I agree. Productivity has been up lately, no one seems to be taking sick days even though a few of them look like crap, no one has been fired (though there have been a few…work related accidents that forced people to leave), and everyone show up on time for work. Now if only they could find some employees that could stand up to kids and teddy bears.
note: Pepsi coming out one’s nose is neither comfortable, nor good for one’s computer….
:: hands over squeegee set ::
You have failed to meet your project deadlines FOR THE LAST TIME!
First!
Also, I find you lack of faith distrubing
fail
Impresive, most Imnpressive. but your first fail is most disturbing.
Ok, I’m gonna go ahead and ask you to invade Hoth now. Yeah… and I need you to kill all the rebels, too. Ok? Great.
I love it, but I can’t help but be bothered by the caption. Vader wasn’t over Tarkin. :/ He was Tarkin’s minion-on-a-leash.
Tarkin was commander and Vader was supreme commander, also the Dark Lord of the Sith… so you’re wrong.
Actually he was a Grand Moff who answered to the Emperor himself. He didn’t take jack from Vader. At best they were equals.
It’s probably good to mention that this is from an advertisement in the Thinkgeek.com catalog, but it’s an awesome pic, no less. XD
Feel the power of the coffee!
Ah, ah, I almost forgot…I’m also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks.
>_>
…. Tarkin was Vader’s boss.
I find your lack of TPS reports disturbing.
Hahah! Reminds me of Office Space Wars.
http://www.spike.com/video/office-space-wars/2670410
Boss with enough of a sense of humor to dress up like Vader = greatest boss ever!
Gotta Love ThinkGeek.com
I saw this pic in thier newsletter.
Stolen from thinkgeek fail.
This is a ThinkGeek ad…
fail…..
Fail? More like epic win!
Ripped straight from ThinkGeek
AS LONG AS YOU DO A GOOD JOB HE WILL NOT CHOKE YOU WITH THE FORCE
Hi, Peter! What’s happening? Yyyyeeeaaahhh, I find your lack of new cover sheets for the TPS reports quite disturbing. Didn’t you get the memo? You see, we’re now putting these new cover sheets on all the TPS reports. So if you could just go ahead and be sure to put the new cover sheets on your TPS reports, that’d be great, m’kay?
Oh! And I’m gonna need you to come in Saturday. We lost several tie fighters in the last battle and so if you could just come in? That’d be great. M’kay?
Chad Vader was optimistic on his first day at work in the corporate world, but it just didn’t stack up to his beloved Empire Markets management position.
“I am altering your vacation schedule. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
win
Y’know, if I’d had a boss like that I wouldn’t have quit my job…with my luck, I would’ve been telekinetically strangled instead.
Hello, Admiral. What’s happening? Uh… we have sort of a problem here.
Yeah. You apparently came out of light speed too close to the Hoth system.