Cubicle warfare isn’t yet covered by the Geneva Conventions, but it should be.
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Good, but not good enough.
The ultimate weapon is a foaming shaving cream can with a spray nozzle inserted [instead of the regular one]. Bend a wire coathanger around it, clip it ‘on’ and toss into a room. Nothing is safe.
Years of boarding school taught me lots, plus I got an education …
Stench Warfare doesn’t really work if the smell is… flowery….
No, this works for stench warware.. When it’s the stench you’re trying to fight! I work with a guy who showers once a year. I’m using this technic on his office, just toss and RUN! I wouldn’t even have to go in there, thank god!
that is one of the more deliciously insidious methods of pranking i have seen in awhile. tho i do have to say if someone threw one of those into my office, i’d probably bludgeon them with it. the stink of febreeze makes me gag.
booooh
Reminds me of when my friends opened up another friend’s backpack, took out his bottle of axe, and emptied it into the backpack.
I don’t think it’s a prank at all- just a jury rigged way to have automatic air freshener
how has no one made a poop joke yet?
Needs to habe some sort of weight to keep the nozzle pointed up, else you risk spraying a large puddle of airfreshener on the floor.
Febromb! RUN!
I would take cans of febreze and make them into bathroom bombs. I think I would use rubber bands and weights to make them land point up.
That sort of thing is dangerous and iresponsible. Some of us have serious Asthma. Someone did this to me with a can of deoderant. I spent a month in hospital, half of that in intensive care, I missed 2 very important exams. so please think about your actions
You just won’t let anyone have fun.
hague conventions, second decleration, look it up.
oh, uh, poor one, dont cry…mama loves you , sure …
heile, heile, gänsje
we say: go home, if no one likes you !
if you consider febreze harmful, then it is already covered in the hauge conventions, second decleration. look it up.
And if you use this with a lighter you’ve got an incredible flame thrower
Better yet, set the spray on fire before tossing it over! Tossable flamethrower! It trims the bushes outside the office great, as well as all you coworkers hair!
Monkey on a stick that’s a lot of hashtags.