Moments later, the Son of God turned high fructose corn syrup into cane sugar, and all rejoiced. Hallelujah!
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I hardly think Buddy Christ would be so greedy. He seems like a sharer.
I’m atheist, so I don’t care… You have to think in another excuse to prevent drink thefts.
Clearly you’re not a movie buff either.
Would you be persuaded if Jay and Silent Bob were watching?
Fingerprints? Security camera? Witnesses?
Diet Coke owner’s argument is invalid, as that’s not Jesus.
Yes, it is Jesus. It’s your best Buddy Jesus, from the movie with God and the angels (and Mooby Cow). Jeez.
It’s from Dogma. It was supposed to be a positive replacement for the crucifix. George Carlin as the Cardinal FTW!
Well, God is Jesus’ dad, so God trumps Jesus – they should have put “God is watching you” instead. Complete with picture of Alanis Morisette.
Or a picture of Morgan Freeman.
I thought the father, son, and holy ghost were one in the same … or that’s what someone told me trying to get me to see the light but only confused me more.
Secondly I don’t understand how effective it’s going to be to thwart stealing when he’s watching you do it and giving you a thumbs up, wouldn’t a sad Jesus work better than a happy one?
Thirdly… it’s diet coke who would take a diet coke? that stuff is nasty.
Diet Coke is nasty indeed. I was always a coke unfan. Pass me the Pepsi, please. Then a few ago, I got away from soda altogether. So it’s H2O all the way.
I agree with the tagline, HFCS is evil. Sugar’s better. Just don’t eat too much, and keep those pearly whites white.
He also bogarts my blunts.
It’s DIET Coke. There’s no sugar. There’s no HFCS. Just water and yummy chemicals. Anyway, all would be forgiven anyway. Just take it!
Buddy Christ is watching you partake of his Diet Coke……and approves!!
haha when i looked at the ratings they were 666 thumbs up
i call the note below the picture a WIN