Your mom gives terrible handjobs, toilet seat! Your breath smells like a strip club urinal full of roasted buttholes! Nancy from HR said you got a dick like a sun-bleached acorn, toilet seat! Aw, oh, don’t cry, toilet seat. We was just joshin’ around.
Submitted by: Adam via Submission Page
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the pic’s funnier than the description :/
How about when the women are finished they put the toilet seat up? Oh wait… that would be sexist.
HAH!! LOVE IT!!
Nope, my dad already did that — mom (crazy lady) wrote “Put me down!” on the bottom of the toilet lid, so when dad finished, he walked out shouting insults. At the toilet, presumably.
I don’t digg it? Hmmmm… I guess we can post funny images with quotes here.
Awright!
You have to be a real potty mouth to put down toilet seats effectively