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It’s Simple Really

For Tim,

Things to do:

1. Clean booth windows
2. Fix/replace straps for booth tees
3. Ensure booth cases are coplete – 10 normal tees, 4 corners, 3 ceilings – and packed properly with a receiver sign in each.
4. Vacuum carpet.
5. Put away any gear on the floor – check yellow inventory list for each show – mark with highlighter all items returned – indicate any missing gear.
6. Test battieries in the “test” box
7. Donate some blood
8. Write a short story
9. Order a pizza
10. Set up a projector
11. Watch a movie
12. Begin implementing a 5 year plan for impproving the global economy
13. Build a robot
14. Fall in love with your robot
15. Destroy your robot when it turns against humanity.

16. Write a letter of apology to Isaac Asimov after having sex with what remains of your “love robot” one last time.

17. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  1. Ruce says:

    Smart… The fun stuff in the bottom, that makes you wanna work.

  2. David P says:

    18. ???
    19. PROFIT!!!

  3. MaxArt says:

    18. Wait for Isaac Asimov’s reply. This may take a while.

  4. tahrey says:

    That’s one way of making the first six items on the list seem to go quicker – or make your subordinate get through them faster assuming they don’t tend to read ahead much…


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