May. 16, 2012
“You’re hired!!! When can you start?”
“Sir, did you even read the rest of-”
“I’ll ask the questions here!”
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May. 15, 2012
“It’s genetic, man! I was born this way and I’ll never change!”
“Whoa. Way too deep.”
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May. 15, 2012
If you’re from Western Washington (the Seattle area, more specifically) this receipt might actually look appetizing. Before you unleash the deluge of middle school gay jokes, let me explain that there is a burger joint chain in Seattle called Dick’s Drive In. Also worth mentioning is the fact that they have, quite possibly, the best fast food burgers in America. So if you showed this receipt to a Seattleite, don’t be surprised if they start drooling.
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May. 15, 2012
Women file office romance HR paperwork… when he walks by their cubicle.
Water coolers are water heaters by comparison.
People don’t eat his break room fridge food… purely out of respect.
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May. 15, 2012
… the next time this happens, your Audi will be dragged into an administration loop so long you’ll think you’re sitting in front of a f***ing programming console. Now CUT IT OUT!
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