Work Fails & Job LOLs - Monday Through Friday    

Feb. 22, 2012

job fails - Farewell, Sweet Peons


Dearest Office Peons, this will unfortunately be my final post here on Monday Thru Friday. I’m off to enjoy the poor lighting and genetically enhanced rat infestation of the mail room with Watercooler Chris and Office Lackey Jack, although I’m leaving you in more than capable hands.

In addition to my job in the mail room, I will also be moonlighting as that movie teacher with big dreams in the inner city over at the School of Fail. As such, I will henceforth insist on being addressed as Headmaster New Guy Nick.

Farewell,

Headmaster New Guy Nick

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - It's the Little Things That Get You Through the Day


    Cards on the table, my desktop is this.

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - BAM Roasted.


    Shizz just got real

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor, Not a Microwave Mechanic


    Someone’s not a Next Generation fan.

  • LOL by: dgoldblatt

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - At what point in the day did you get any work done?


    From the submitter:

    “This one was constructed in 3.5 hours by four people.”

  • LOL by: Tsuchan

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - It's always so easy in fake reality.


    There’s actually a place where you can feel like a real movie hacker right here. Did I possibly spend my whole morning typing gibberish instead of working? Possibly.

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - Did anyone actually take "Type to Learn" seriously?


    Is there really any other way? I prefer the “slouching, two-finger, stare into space” method of typing myself.

  • LOL by: Unknown

  • Via: Ryan Selvy

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  • Feb. 22, 2012

    job fails - Late Night Taco Bell Runs Are the Bes


    Sigh. Always use Clear-Eyes before going out into the world.

  • LOL by: Unknown

  • Via: Reddit

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  • Feb. 21, 2012

    job fails - It's that fluorescent lighting that really destroys your soul

  • LOL by: Unknown

  • Via: Twaggies

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  • Feb. 21, 2012

    job fails - He'll Need to Write New Code if His Info Ever Changes


    You’re hired.

  • LOL by: Unknown

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