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May. 26, 2012

job fails - Better This Crowd Than That Crowd!


Somebody needs to fix this! Here, I’ll ask TSA (I’m fluent in corporate bulls**tese). Ahem!

I strongly encourage the Transportation Safety Administration to explore all possible solutions for this issue. The question of what is done with sensitive travel materials after confiscation is an excellent question, and I thank you for it! I have full confidence that a solution will be reached in a timely fashion. Synergy!

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  • May. 26, 2012

    job fails - Problem?


    Yem, I us fepinitly sua. AUSSIT! PIECE JD MRIT!!!

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  • May. 26, 2012

    job fails - The DQ Double Entendre


    Uhh, Dairy Queen? I want you to go back outside and look at your sign. Think long and hard about what people might think it means. Yeah, exactly.

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  • May. 26, 2012

    job fails - Who Are You and What Have You Done With Elaine?


    If it’s YOUR company, does Elaine even exist?

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - I'm a Little Teapot Short and Stout!


    Here is my handle, here is my 3-year extended warranty for only $299.99 extra.

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - Delivery Dog Demands a Good Tip


    Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - Just Fapulous...


    I’d rather have Milton Waddams mumbling about his stapler all day long right next to me than put up with this crap.

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - Sorry, I'm Punching Out FOREVER!


    I’m gonna clean your clock, clock!

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - Objective-C Totally Jacked Its Object-Oriented Feature Syntax From Smalltalk


    “Ahem… I mean… what’s a start menu again?”

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  • May. 25, 2012

    job fails - Stealth Tweeting


    Also known as the “Silent Tweetment.”

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